$ ping spitemim.xyz

Your best bet is to contact me through XMPP, as I have my Matrix server disabled much of the time.

XMPP: spite@spitemim.xyz (preferred)

MATRIX: spitemim:matrix.spitemim.xyz (often inactive)

You can also find me in the XMPP room for this site. Fair warning: the room is dead at the moment, but we can fix that! Tell your friends. Tell your parents. Tell everybody!